'Hi!' said the Muskrat. 'Now I should like my book spirited back again, please.'-- from Finn Family Moomintroll by Tove Jansson.
'Right!' said the Hobgoblin. 'Here you are, sir!'
' "On the Usefulness of Everything",' read the Muskrat. 'But this it the wrong book. The one I had was about the Uselessness of Everything.'
But the Hobgoblin only laughed.